Dear Santa,
I don't have a fireplace. Most Texans don't. Grandma used to say you came in through the furnace in situations like this. I'm surprised I believed her.
So if it's true about the furnace thing, here's some things I'd like for Christmas...
a wii
new windows in my bedroom (just go ahead and put those in while you're here - i don't mind).
a pet turtle
or a pet bird
gift certificates to Home Depot, IKEA, Big Red Sun
movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
any cool shoes size 6 women or size 4 children (i'll pass on those pointy things the elves wear though)
funky jewelry (especially earrings or necklaces)
cute long sleeve shirts
plants, especially cactii
4 comments:
Why do you always ask for pets? You know no one is going to wrap up a turtle for you! You're a nutty buddy.
yeah, i know. but amy asked for a bird when she was in middle school and she got one. but grandma already called and told me a bird would be a bad idea.
sigh.
at least you didn't ask for crabs.
that is SO rude. there is a context and a fault that lies beyond me to that comment...
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