I am in Portland.
For the second time this year, I have flown to Portland to see my sister, hereto described as The Doctor. The first trip was for pleasure, this one is for purpose.
We are engaging Operation Reverse Oregon Trail.
For anyone not in grade school in the 1980s, and/or who never read their fifth grade American History Textbook this means that we are heading West... no, make that East... on a trail back to the midwest.
Bleh. Why would anyone leave Oregon to travel back to Missouri?
But we're doing it. And we're accompanied by Sophie the flatulent Labrador, and Andee, the allergy-ridden aerialist. Needless to say, it's going to be awesome.
Except I'm already out of money.
For the second time this year, I have flown to Portland to see my sister, hereto described as The Doctor. The first trip was for pleasure, this one is for purpose.
We are engaging Operation Reverse Oregon Trail.
For anyone not in grade school in the 1980s, and/or who never read their fifth grade American History Textbook this means that we are heading West... no, make that East... on a trail back to the midwest.
Bleh. Why would anyone leave Oregon to travel back to Missouri?
But we're doing it. And we're accompanied by Sophie the flatulent Labrador, and Andee, the allergy-ridden aerialist. Needless to say, it's going to be awesome.
Except I'm already out of money.